New Year's Resolution

I have been thinking long hard about what would be a good New Year's Resolution for me, and I have decided it would be that I'm going to become a man. Yep, you read that correctly; I'm going to become a man over the next year, and I have plan to do it!

First step is no more pink diapers. Diapers are okay as long as they're not pink. Mom thought it would okay to pick up pink diapers. She would say, "Who can see your underpants, anyway?". But everyone knows that you see a baby's underpants. Even if that wasn't the case, I know that I'm wearing pink.

Second step: meat on the bone. Yep, I'm not eating regular found, but to become a man, I need to skip that step and go right to meat on the bone. I have included a picture to prove that I'm well on my way.

Third step..... maybe I will get to step three after my nap.

Happy New Years.